Wednesday, December 28, 2016

The Ultimate SpotVault, Two and a Half Men


The Ultimate SpotVault is a fully sortable record of every single episode in the history of a veteran series. This allows you to compare both raw numbers (total viewership and adults 18-49 rating) as well as the historical-adjusted stat A18-49+ for episodes across different seasons. This table also has the lead-in's A18-49+ for each episode, so you can see which episodes had the most and least support.

Just click any category name at the top to sort, and hold SHIFT and click another to sort by the second category within the first. (For example, click '#' and SHIFT-click 'A18-49+' to arrange all season premieres by A18-49+.)

See the bottom of this page for a few additional pointers and explanations.

Tot#Seas
#
Date
Viewers
A18-49
A18-49+LeadTitle
1119/22/200318.445.9145
160
Pilot
2129/29/200316.185.0123
155
Big Flappy Bastards
31310/6/200314.824.8118
145
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
41410/13/200314.735.0123
145
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
51510/20/200315.245.3131
138
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
61610/27/200315.825.5136
153
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
71711/3/200316.025.5136
150
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
81811/10/200315.825.3131
153
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
91911/17/200315.985.7140
153
Phase One, Complete
1011011/24/200317.145.6138
145
Merry Thanksgiving
1111112/15/200314.774.7116
136
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
121121/5/200416.755.6138
155
Camel Filters and Pheremones
131131/12/200417.866.2153
168
Sarah Like Puny Alan
141142/2/200416.485.4133
150
I Can't Afford Hyenas
151152/9/200416.966.0148
145
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (Part 1 of 2)
161162/16/200417.395.9145
163
That Was Saliva, Alan (Part 2 of 2)
171172/23/200416.485.2128
140
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
181183/1/200417.106.4158
153
An Old Flame with a New Wick
191193/22/200416.435.9145
158
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
201204/19/200414.584.7116
126
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
211215/3/200416.205.8143
143
No Sniffing, No Wowing
221225/10/200416.015.8143
145
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
231235/17/200415.205.7140
140
Just Like Buffalo
241
99
5/24/200418.206.6163
158
Can You Feel My Finger?
25219/20/200416.405.5135
145
Back Off Mary Poppins
26229/27/200416.605.7140
150
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
272310/4/200416.405.7140
145
A Bag Full of Jawea
282410/11/200417.206.0147
152
Go Get Mommy's Bra
292510/18/200416.285.7140
140
Bad News from the Clinic
302610/25/200417.206.1150
133
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
312711/8/200416.005.4133
86
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
322811/15/200417.506.4157
147
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
332911/22/200418.906.8167
152
Yes, Monsignor
3421011/29/200417.886.3155
157
The Salmon Under My Sweater
3521112/13/200416.205.8142
130
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
362121/3/200518.036.2152
155
A Lungful of Alan
372131/17/200518.146.1150
155
Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair)
382141/31/200517.015.7140
140
Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
392152/7/200516.755.6138
145
Smell the Umbrella Stand
402162/14/200516.785.6138
133
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
412172/21/200517.505.5135
69
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
422183/7/200517.455.5135
118
It Was Mame, Mom
432193/21/200515.925.1125
125
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
442204/18/200517.135.5135
133
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
452215/2/200517.935.8142
155
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
462225/9/200517.965.8142
150
That Old House Bag Is My Mother
472235/16/200524.248.1199
275
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
482
99
5/23/200514.374.6113
76
Does This Smell Funny to You?
49319/19/200515.045.1126
96
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
50329/26/200514.374.8118
91
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
513310/3/200514.214.8118
96
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
523410/10/200515.245.0123
84
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
533510/17/200515.565.5135
96
We Called It Mr. Pinky
543610/24/200516.775.5135
96
Hi, Mr. Horned One
553711/7/200516.195.2128
89
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
563811/14/200515.175.1126
91
That Voodoo That I Do Do
573911/21/200515.755.2128
89
Madame and Her Special Friend
5831011/28/200516.535.7140
108
Something Salty and Twisted
5931112/19/200517.705.6138
81
Santa's Village of the Damned
603121/9/200617.205.9145
103
That Special Tug
613131/23/200617.075.8143
101
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
623142/6/200616.335.4133
96
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
633152/27/200617.045.6138
86
My Tongue Is Meat
643163/6/200617.065.7140
89
Ergo, the Booty Call
653173/13/200617.375.3131
94
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
663183/20/200616.725.4133
79
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
673194/10/200614.054.5111
64
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
683204/24/200614.474.7116
62
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
693215/1/200614.314.4108
62
And the Plot Moistens
703225/8/200614.874.6113
69
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
713235/15/200611.043.894
76
Arguments for a Quickie (Part 1 of 2)
723
99
5/22/200615.505.1126
62
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
73419/18/200615.095.0133
101
Working for Caligula
74429/25/200615.284.8127
90
Who's Vod Kanockers?
754310/2/200615.805.1135
96
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
764410/9/200616.385.2138
93
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
774510/16/200616.255.1135
80
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
784610/23/200615.034.7125
77
Apologies for the Frivolity
794711/6/200614.484.7125
77
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
804811/13/200615.834.9130
80
Release the Dogs
814911/20/200615.044.7125
77
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
8241011/27/200615.504.8127
82
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
8341112/11/200615.695.1135
82
Walnuts and Demerol
844121/8/200714.784.7125
74
Castrating Sheep in Montana
854131/22/200715.854.8127
85
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
864142/5/200717.685.8154
93
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
874152/12/200715.504.9130
85
My Damn Stalker
884162/19/200716.565.3141
88
Young People Have Phlegm Too
894172/26/200716.585.4143
93
I Merely Slept with a Commie
904183/19/200711.684.0106
66
It Never Rains in Hooterville
914194/9/200713.464.5119
77
Smooth as a Ken Doll
924204/16/200713.034.4117
66
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
934214/23/200712.274.0106
64
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
944224/30/200713.714.7125
72
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
954235/7/200713.274.6122
74
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
964
99
5/14/200710.163.696
80
Prostitutes and Gelato
97519/24/200713.584.8145
112
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
985210/1/200713.244.6139
100
Media Room Slash Dungeon
995310/8/200713.024.4133
103
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
1005410/15/200713.694.7142
94
City of Great Racks
1015510/22/200713.944.8145
106
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
1025610/29/200713.734.9148
103
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
1035711/5/200713.804.9148
112
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
1045811/12/200714.125.0151
115
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
1055911/19/200713.915.0151
88
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (a.k.a. Tight's Good)
10651011/26/200715.265.0151
85
Kinda Like Necrophilia
1075113/17/200814.065.4163
130
Meander to Your Dander
1085123/24/200814.235.2157
136
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
1095133/31/200814.505.4163
121
The Soil Is Moist
1105144/14/200813.945.3160
103
Winky-Dink Time
1115154/21/200813.365.0151
112
Rough Night in Hump Junction
1125164/28/200812.914.8145
115
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
1135175/5/200813.614.9148
109
Fish in a Drawer
1145185/12/200813.825.1154
115
If My Hole Could Talk (a.k.a. Finish Your Yemisir Kik Wat)
1155
99
5/19/200814.704.8145
100
Waiting for the Right Snapper
116619/22/200814.885.3176
133
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
117629/29/200813.584.7156
123
Pie Hole, Herb
1186310/6/200814.075.1170
133
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
1196410/13/200814.725.3176
130
The Flavin' and the Mavin
1206510/20/200814.635.1170
133
A Jack Strap in Hell
1216611/3/200812.764.6153
136
It's Always Nazi Week
1226711/10/200814.504.9163
140
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
1236811/17/200815.185.3176
146
Pinocchio's Mouth
1246911/24/200814.955.3176
143
The Mooch at the Boo
12561012/8/200815.595.2173
140
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
12661112/15/200817.925.6186
153
The Devil's Lube
1276121/12/200917.105.6186
160
Thank God for Scoliosis
1286131/19/200916.095.4180
150
I Think You Offended Don
1296142/2/200916.555.5183
143
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
1306152/9/200915.004.8160
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
1316163/2/200915.474.9163
140
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
1326173/9/200913.444.8160
120
The Ocu or the Pado?
1336183/16/200914.124.8160
130
My Son's Enormous Head
1346193/30/200914.565.2173
130
The Two Finger Rule
1356204/13/200915.035.3176
136
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
1366214/27/200914.164.9163
123
Above Exalted Cyclops
1376225/4/200914.175.0166
120
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
1386235/11/200913.114.5150
120
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
1396
99
5/18/200916.185.3176
123
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
140719/21/200913.634.5160
117
818-jklpuzo
141729/28/200913.864.8171
110
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
1427310/5/200913.304.4156
99
Mmm, Fish. Yum
1437410/12/200914.174.8171
107
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
1447510/19/200914.074.8171
117
For the Sake of the Child
1457611/2/200913.514.4156
110
Give Me Your Thumb
1467711/9/200914.444.6163
103
Untainted by Filth
1477811/16/200913.694.7167
99
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
1487911/23/200913.884.7167
110
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
14971012/7/200914.845.0178
99
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
15071112/14/200916.375.2185
114
Warning, It's Dirty
1517121/11/201017.275.4192
110
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
1527131/18/201016.315.3188
124
Yay, No Polyps!
1537142/1/201016.515.1181
107
Crude and Uncalled For
1547152/8/201017.665.7203
117
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
1557163/1/201016.865.7203
121
Tinkle Like a Princess
1567173/8/201017.615.8206
128
I Found Your Moustache
1577183/22/201014.465.1181
117
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
1587194/12/201013.714.7167
99
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
1597205/10/201013.864.6163
114
I Called Him Magoo
1607215/17/201013.284.4156
103
Gumby with a Pokey (a.k.a. Another Hairy Adventure)
1617
99
5/24/201015.465.0178
114
This Is Not Gonna End Well
162819/20/201014.634.9193
122
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
163829/27/201013.924.8189
126
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
1648310/4/201014.374.5177
118
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
1658410/11/201013.474.5177
118
Hookers, Hookers, Hooker
1668510/18/201013.544.4173
114
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
1678610/25/201013.774.4173
118
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
1688711/1/201013.644.7185
134
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
1698811/8/201013.634.3169
118
Springtime on a Stick
1708911/15/201014.254.5177
114
A Good Time in Central Africa
17181011/22/201014.394.5177
114
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
17281112/6/201013.414.2165
122
Dead from the Waist Down
17381212/13/201013.954.2165
126
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
1748131/3/201115.364.7185
134
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
1758141/17/201115.564.6181
130
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
1768152/7/201115.154.4173
126
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
1778
99
2/14/201114.514.2165
118
That Darn Priest
178919/19/201128.7410.7453
220
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
179929/26/201120.527.4313
195
People Who Love Peepholes
1809310/3/201117.716.2262
190
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
1819410/10/201116.205.9250
182
Nine Magic Fingers
1829510/17/201115.145.3224
186
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
1839610/24/201115.295.5233
190
The Squat and the Hover
1849710/31/201113.904.7199
182
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
1859811/7/201114.715.2220
195
Thank You for the Intercourse
1869911/14/201114.775.4229
203
Frodo's Headshots
18791011/21/201115.825.2220
195
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
18891112/5/201115.185.1216
195
What a Lovely Landing Strip
18991212/12/201114.884.7199
140
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
1909131/2/201213.944.5190
186
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
1919141/16/201213.024.6195
195
A Possum on Chemo
1929152/6/201213.004.3182
182
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
1939162/13/201212.453.9165
161
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
1949172/20/201213.334.2178
169
Not in My Mouth!
1959182/27/201211.923.6152
161
The War Against Gingivitis
1969193/19/201211.473.8161
148
Palmdale, Ech
1979204/9/201210.403.6152
148
Grandma's Pie
1989214/16/201211.223.8161
144
Mr. Hose Says Yes
1999224/30/201211.323.8161
152
Why We Gave Up Women
2009235/7/201211.433.8161
140
The Straw in My Donut Hole
2019
99
5/14/201211.553.9165
157
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
2021019/27/201212.543.5166
237
I Changed My Mind about the Milk
20310210/4/201212.333.6171
233
A Big Bag of Dog
20410310/11/201211.353.5166
214
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
20510410/18/201213.604.0190
228
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
20610510/25/201212.943.7176
237
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
20710611/1/201212.653.6171
247
Ferrets, Attack!
20810711/8/201214.074.0190
242
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
20910811/15/201213.874.1195
271
Something My Gynecologist Said
21010911/29/201213.744.0190
261
I Scream When I Pee
211101012/6/201213.504.0190
247
One Nut Johnson
212101112/13/201213.344.1195
256
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
21310121/3/201315.414.5214
290
Welcome to Alancrest
21410131/10/201314.404.2199
304
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
21510141/31/201313.703.9185
256
Run Steven Staven! Run!
21610152/7/201314.124.1195
294
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
21710162/14/201313.693.8180
261
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
21810172/21/201313.413.9185
266
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
21910183/7/201313.543.9185
261
The 9:04 from Pemberton
22010193/14/201312.183.3157
228
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
22110204/4/201313.713.9185
247
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
22210214/25/201311.322.8133
214
Another Night with Neil Diamond
22310225/2/201312.123.2152
233
My Bodacious Vidalia
22410
99
5/9/201312.833.5166
233
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
2251119/26/201311.592.9154
207
Nangnangnangnang
22611210/3/20139.342.4127
154
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
22711310/10/20139.142.3122
127
This Unblessed Biscuit
22811410/17/20138.592.1111
127
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
22911510/24/20138.532.3122
122
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
23011611/7/20138.272.0106
111
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
23111711/14/20138.662.1111
111
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
23211811/21/20138.692.1111
117
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
23311912/5/20138.472.3122
111
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
234111012/12/20138.541.9101
101
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
23511111/2/20148.742.2117
106
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
23611121/9/20149.582.4127
127
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
23711131/30/20148.862.0106
101
Bite Me, Supreme Court
23811142/6/20148.321.9101
90
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
23911152/27/201410.022.5133
143
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
24011163/6/201410.382.6138
154
How to Get Rid of Alan
24111173/13/20149.432.4127
127
Welcome Home, Jake
24211184/3/20149.232.5133
149
West Side Story
24311194/10/20149.552.4127
133
Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
24411204/24/20149.352.5133
127
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
24511215/1/20148.972.1111
106
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
24611
99
5/8/20148.352.1111
101
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
24712110/30/201410.292.4143
149
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
24812211/6/20149.122.1125
137
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
24912311/13/20148.752.1125
155
Glamping in a Yurt
25012411/20/20148.622.2131
149
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
25112511/27/20146.931.589
95
Oontz Oontz Oontz
25212612/4/20148.101.9113
119
Alan Shot a Little Girl
25312712/11/20149.302.3137
155
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
25412812/18/20148.801.9113
137
Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight
2551291/8/201510.072.3137
161
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
25612101/15/20159.382.1125
143
Here I Come, Pants!
25712111/22/20159.312.2131
143
For Whom the Booty Calls
25812121/29/20159.712.3137
167
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
25912132/5/20159.392.3137
167
Boompa Loved His Hookers
26012142/12/20159.332.1125
125
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
26112
99
2/19/201513.523.2190
184
Of Course He's Dead (Part 1 of 2); Of Course He's Dead (Part 2 of 2)

A few pointers for these tables:

1. 'Tot#' refers to the episode number in the entire history of the series. For now, double-length episodes with only one rating count just once in this number, but we may be able to change that in the future. '#' is the episode number within just its season. Season finales are always given a # of 99, which allows all finales to be more easily sorted together. Whenever there's a 99, though, you can hover over that number 99 to see what the actual season episode number is.

2. Hover over any lead-in number to see the name of the lead-in program!

3. As in the SpotVault proper, 'Lead' generally refers to the rating in just the last half-hour, providing a better picture of who was watching immediately before the show started. However, those breakdowns are not always available. In those situations the 'Lead' will be in italics, meaning 'Lead-in' refers to the entire program and not just the last half-hour. The general rule is that breakdowns are not available for the entire 2008-09, 2009-10 and 2015-16 seasons, plus a handful of weeks in other seasons (mostly holiday/summer weeks).

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